The Makings of A Hitler's Rant: Romney Endorses McCain

It has the makings of a "Hitler's Rant." I could see it now on youtube. Hitler points to the map and says "now that Sarah Palin supporters are leaving in droves, we can set up campaign headquarters for Romney here (pointing to a map), here and here. They'll definitely vote for him now."

Then comes the scene where the sweating advisers look at each other. One says, "my fuhrer..." and the other says, "Governor Romney endorsed McCain today." Those of you who know the series can guess the rest. "Those of you who voted for McCain just because Sarah was on the ticket, leave the room." The tirade and the cursing follows. The crying girl outside hears Hitler yell "Just when that Massachussetts RINO had me convinced he was a conservative he goes and does this?!" The woman comforting the girl outside the door says "it's okay, Romney's still against Cap and Trade."

And at the end Hitler hangs his head with melancholy and mutters "I really don't know if we have any other choice now; we're stuck with Ron Paul."